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nifty@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 months ago

Or meet and cheese

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Or meet and cheese

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nifty@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 months ago
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    Ha! not if I’m vegan!

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      Enjoy your piece of wood!

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        That wood was alive too you cruel bastard.

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          Enjoy your work and bills!

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        lovely board of wood.

      • Aniki 🌱🌿@lemmy.zip
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        Enjoy your bowel cancer and early death!

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          Adulthood isn’t always being a dick and cheese.

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      Nice bread, some houmous and balsamic to dip it in (separately, of course), marinated olives and artichoke hearts, grilled courgette and tomatoes

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        And some nice salted balls I mean balls I mean balls I mean nuts

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          You have a good sense of houmous.

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            I broke my arm in grade school and it has a kink in it now, everyone tells me it’s humerus

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              They should tell you it’s kinky.

              That would be humorous.

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        Don’t forget the weird cheese made from rice which, while it tastes a little funny, reminds you of the hearth around which your forefathers sat.

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        I’ve never seen anyone spell hummus like that lol! Apparently that’s how they spell it in the UK?

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          I am in the UK so that would make sense. Going solely off of wikipedia’s page on the romanisation of Arabic, I’d hazard a guess that the UK spelling came via French

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            I never realised that it’s not from latin, but apparently the words hummus and humus have nothing to do with each other.

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        How do you marinate an olive?

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          garlic, capers, olive oil, a squeeze of lemon, basil, oregano, some giardiniera, pepperocini and a couple pickled onions.

          i recommend mostly “black” olives with a few green ones for the salt and a bit more color.

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            Green ones with garlic and lemon juice are top notch though

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              do you have a muffaletta recipe?

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                I do not, unfortunately. I had actually never heard of that sandwich before but it looks really good. I am vegetarian, though, so it’ll have to stay just looking good for me

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      Could I interest you in bruschetta, and hummus and veggies instead?

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        God damn do I love a good bruschetta

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      How do you know someone is a vegan?

      They will tell you.

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        the one joke

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        How can you tell someone is a brainless gout ridden carnist? They retell the same tired old joke over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over.

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          You seem pretty upset, you’re not yourself when you’re hangry. Need a sandwich?

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          Not shitting on other’s people’s life choices is cool.

          Even if they are being kind of a dick about it.

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          So carnist is a thing now?

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            I would assume only for vegans who are committed to being elitist about it.

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