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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 11 个月前

They just have undeniable chemistry or something

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They just have undeniable chemistry or something

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  • johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world
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    TBF this is basically every not-great-looking male lead.

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      TBF Adam Sandler is a masssssive piece of shit in every conceivable way.

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        Did I miss something? What did he do?

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          Worst crime: Commenter doesn’t like him.

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            His movies aren’t great but I can’t blame him for having fun with his friends

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          Nothing to deserve that comment that I’m aware of

        • Doxatek@mander.xyz
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          Lmao same

      • BlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.world
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        Found Adam Sandler’s Lemmy.world account.

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    I’ve always gotten women way out of my league because they like my personality, and they say I’m a nice person and they feel safe with me. Guys, women have the bar set pretty dam low. Just use active listening, actually care about them beyond just their body, respect them, and it helps to have fun, interesting hobby, and to really like animals. Like that’s it, fellas. I’m in my late 30s, and my last girlfriend was in her mid-20s and way outta my league. Now it didn’t work because we are at different points in our lives, but that’s nbd.

    • tegs_terry@feddit.uk
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      Or are you just selling your looks short?

      • pyre@lemmy.world
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        dude have you never seen couples? gorgeous women go out with totally average looking dudes all the time.

      • VelvetStorm@lemmy.world
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        Lol no I’m short and fat. I have a realistic view of myself.

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          Yeah, but how can I trust that assessment if you are lowballing your looks? I think we should see. Draw a photorealistic picture of yourself and upload, and I can judge.

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            This but late 30s

            • Eyck_of_denesle@lemmy.zip
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              Lmao. I wasn’t expecting a reply.

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      I agree with you on that, but I usually get stuck in the just friends portion of the whole thing. Maybe I am a little too ugly?

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        Nah, the thing is, you need to declare your intentions fairly early on. Like with in the first few times you hang out.

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          Exactly, if you wait too long making the leap of faith, more often then not you will be already in the friend zone

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            I am not a fan of that term but yes that is very true.

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              I’m with you, I used the term for a broader audience

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      I don’t like this being a focal point, but I think it’s worth asking if you don’t mind: what is your income like? Reality being what it is, that can make a measurable difference.

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        I live paycheck to paycheck while being able to save a little for fun every once in a while.

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      Another thing is that a lot of really hot women don’t actually get picked up on very often, because most guys assume she’s out of their league. So if you put yourself out there, ya might be pleasantly surprised by the outcome.

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    You could have just used his picture

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      Wdym that’s Adam Sandler

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        It’s’a me, Adam a’Sandler. Woopido doooooo’a!

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    It’s a real-life thing. Look at any comedic actor from the past fifty years, and then image search up a picture of their wife. The discrepancy in physical attractiveness is almost always glaring. Humor (and money) is attractive.

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      Pete Davidson looks like a homeless drug addict and he dated Ariana Grande, Kate Beckinsale and Emily Ratajkowski.

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        People always say this but like … he is actually good looking? Not movie star good looks, but yeah his face looks good. I always assume this is coming from straight guys.

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    The exception: Little Nicky

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      The love interest in Little Nicky wasnt Patricia Arquette, but Popeye’s Chicken.

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      Easily my favorite Adam Sandler movie.

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        It’s so stupid, but it has its moments

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          The best moment is between the opening credits and the closing credits

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    For some reasimon I’ve never seen any one of his movies besides Happy Gilmore.

    [edit] what the hell is a reasimon? I meant to type reason in case that wasn’t clear.

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      A good follow up to that is uncut gems

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        What about The Cobbler? That one was unexpectedly charming.

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          Click was really good.

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            Click was SO GOOD.

            But I’m still a little mad at the betrayal by the marketing, making it seem super silly and goofy, leaving my young self unprepared for an emotional gut-punch. Lol

            It effectively did what it set out to do though, being a modern fable about where our priorities in life ultimately lead us. I think of it often, especially the way it portrays the trap of career-worship, and when I catch myself wishing time away.

            That silly movie had so much heart it might have actually shaped my young worldview a bit. Lol

            Movie was based.

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              I completely agree! Idk how Sandler was able to convey so much emotion in such a silly movie, but he did an outstanding job.

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        Or Reign Over Me.

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          Thanks! I’ll give it a look.

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        Thanks! I’ll give it a look.

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      Best to keep it that way

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      I envy you!

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      Waterboy is a must

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      I think the first movie that I watched with him in it was Sandy Wexler… if that’s the name. I loved Richard Kiel’s performance in HG though.

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    He’s Woody Allen with the pseudointellectual posturing replaced with grossout gags

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      Let’s not compare him to a child molester.

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    Sandler is King

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      The minute hour is king

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    Nsfw His actual wife

    Edit: hey mods ill change the picture if this isn’t appropriate, there’s many to choose from this one just seemed the most appropriate to the post.

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      I don’t think his characters tend to have as much money as he does

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        Not sure why you bringing that up? Is that somehow relevant?

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          Of course it’s relevant. Money is attractive.

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    Jack and Jill was the weirdest one because it’s Adam Sandler falling in love with Adam Sandler in a wig.

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      Wasn’t it Al Pacino falling for Jill? And I think Jill was Adam’s sister or something like that.

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    Homies Adam Sandler is probably better looking than every one of you, richer, funnier, and isn’t making shit memes making fun about people’s looks he doesn’t even know.

    At least Jack and Jill gave people jobs lol.

    The man is one of the funniest people defining the millenial’s generation.

    https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdBABI1HNGXSgji0bj5_wNWqKD9Q451yB

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      Homies Adam Sandler is probably better looking than every one of you, richer,

      Okay.

      funnier,

      Let’s not get crazy here.

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        Maybe we should have… 8 craaaaaaazy nights?

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      Calm down Adam’s stalker

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        HOW MANY KID’S CHOICE AWARDS HAVE YOU WON???

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          That’s WHAT I THOUGHT!!! 💦 🗣️📢

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    You had no reason to use such an awful AI image for princess peach. There are so many talented artists out there. Shame on you…

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