- Swimmer
- Wrestler
- Bodybuilder
- Boy scout
- Roman Catholic Parochial system
This is the gayest biography if there ever was one.
NOT Gay
never acted on a single one of those urges
I’m thinking it’s a bit because of that part.
lmao I didn’t got to that part
Yes I grinded against another guy to pin them down and establish dominance. No, it totally isn’t gay.
“im not gay! im not gay!!”, i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob
You say that but have you considered he went to a all-boys boarding school?
I did all of those to some degree except catholic school. I’m straight. You know what I would say if I was in that guy’s situation? “lmao”
You know how much freedom I feel when the LGBT+ are free? Folks, it’s bigly
! I have a bone to pick with everyone who goes “fellas, is it gay to drink pink lemonade?” I want a world where you love who you love and do what you do. Cause I want to be in that arcade with the crane games where the people are wearing the LGBT pins waaaaaaay more than I want to pay $8 for a hotdog at a baseball game.
I’ve had my fair share of male on male dreams and that’s how I know I’m absolutely positively not a homosexual. I’ve never acted on a single one of those urges.
hang on, you’re constantly dreaming of gay sex and repressing ongoing gay urges and that is supposed to prove you’re not gay?
eww, it’s a fuckin’ creep doing a bit for attention
$EGIRL
Hell world
(tbf, because i have to be pedantic about this, sex dreams dont always represent repressed desires or anything. They can also be a way of your brain processing complex emotions. Dreams about about processing memories primarily, and sometimes your monkey ass subconcious mind cant process the complex stuff and just goes “sex!”. Thats why someone who does not at all want to fuck their family members might have an incest dream, for example. It can be very traumatic!)
people can definitely have intrusive urges and dreams.
this is not pedantry so much as removing unintended ambiguity. for this specific bit by a creep, the dreams and urges are not intrusive but repressed and denied, which is a different circumstance.
spending your life in catholic school isn’t the “I’m not gay!!!” defense he thinks it is lol
He also does sports though, what self-respecting gay man would ever work out?
However, I am a libertarian and I’m totally fine with people practicing love however they want on their own property.
You’re not allowed to be gay if you’re a renter
Edit: also the I am a libertarian bit makes it seem like he’s cool with
on their own propertycoming soon to /r/landlords: As a Catholic landowner, how can I legally check that my tenants are not engaging in homosexual activities on my property?
Definitely a bit.
Catholic guilt runs deep. I know a guy that came out this year at 31, which is fine, but I saw him kissing a guy when he was 18-19. He was engaged to a woman until 2022, too. He wasn’t even under the influence, he just played it off as experimentation at uni which reaffirmed his straightness.
Indoctrination sucks. I was raised Catholic, but haven’t set foot in a church for the express purpose of going to a mass in over 13 years.
I took my mom and grandma up to an ancestral grave yard, and we visited the church next door, because most of the people buried there were married in that church. I’m one of those people who can feel the “vibes of history” when I’m standing somewhere significant, and I found myself acting on my best behavior while inside, even though we were the only people there.
he just played it off as experimentation at uni which reaffirmed his straightness.
me explaining to myself why it’s totally cis to keep questioning your gender like this
This absolutely has to be a bit, I refuse to believe such a caricature of a person actually exists
This is a bit. The guy in the profile picture is a neo nazi hacker named “weev” who’s affiliated with Sam Hyde and various Nazi forums and media outlets. He fled to Lebanon or some other Arab country after being arrested for hacking. It’s likely not weev himself, just another fan.
Thank you Ryan Gosling. I loved you in Barbie.
it was too good to be true! too perfectly on the nose
No way this isn’t a bit lol
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Does anyone know the actor’s name? He has a fantastic ass.
This might break your world view a little bit, but that’s not a man, this is a clip from a straight porn video.
seriously…? I’m going to fucking throw up…
Release your statement on how you’re totally not straight.
I am addressing this once.
I am NOT straight.
I kissed men my entire life. I was a swimmer, wrestler, and pro bodybuilder. I was a Boy Scout for 10 years. I spent all my schooling within the Roman Catholic parochial system.
That being said, I’ve had my fair share of male on female dreams and that’s how I know I’m absolutely positively not a heterosexual. I’ve never acted on a single one of those urges.
However, I would not speak to my actions while on the property of others, as that is under their discretion according to John Locke‘s 2 commandments (the other being to love slavery).
Being bi or otherwise m-spec is so much easier because this never happens. A nice ass is a nice ass! Hell yeah.
“That’s not a woman”
“Oh nice”
in college, after class, i used to practice wrestling moves with my neighbor in his bedroom dojo. just 2-3 hours a day, then a quick shower together where sometimes we had gay sex, before going home to study and read the bible with my dad.
trust me, i would know if i was gay.
Just realizing that I have never had a man on man dream. Like 0 times. Is that weird?
not a fujoshi
No, that’s normal. The only times I ever did it was super weird in a way I couldn’t describe and then didn’t think any further on that
Dreams? What are those?
What Catholic homophobia does to a motherfucker
Couldn’t be me
how do i achieve this ass shape for myself?
Have your friend grab it with their hands
friend
:deeper-sadness:
touch grass get ass
A lot of squats
That is a nice ass tho
