One of my favorite Onion headlines is: “Landlord forced to increase rent because they thought of a bigger number.”
you inadvertently put a human in the meme instead of a leech.
edit: i apologize for calling this cunt a human, i didn’t know who it was
That’s Fergus Wilson - frankly, I’d prefer the leech.
Holy shit what an especially hateful and bigoted societal parasite!!
It’s been discovered recently that leeches can jump, so it’s not as inaccurate now.
Also known as RealPage
On May 22, 2024, the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) conducted an unannounced raid on Cortland Management’s headquarters in Atlanta. This action was part of a criminal antitrust investigation by the U.S. Department of Justice (DOJ) into allegations that Cortland has been involved in a conspiracy to artificially inflate apartment rents.[
In a just world all the rentals that used this service should be given to the tenants living in them.
It’s not me choosing to put you in this guillotine. It’s the whole of society.
I wish. Feels very much like it’s just me unfortunately.
