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OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 个月前

Check this shit out

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Check this shit out

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OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 个月前
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  • Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world
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    11 个月前

    That’s what we used to call an afternoon.

    • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de
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      11 个月前

      Crossposted it to the stick community. Good stick this one.

      • OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.worldOP
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        There’s a stick community??

        • lisquid420@lemm.ee
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          11 个月前

          !stick@sh.itjust.works

          • Capt. Wolf@lemmy.world
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            11 个月前

          • SeekPie@lemm.ee
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            11 个月前

            Went there to subscribe, but turns out I already am lol.

    • BarqsHasBite@lemmy.world
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      That stick has staying power, a week at least.

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    What the fuck? Like 20 comments and not one of you? Sigh. Fine.

    Gimme all your money! This is a stick up!

    • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Head to the crosspost at !stick@sh.itjust.works they are more enthusiastic with this.

  • ieatpwns@lemmy.world
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    This isn’t a shit post this is premium stick gunning

  • Lawnman23@lemmy.world
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    11 个月前

    !stick@sh.itjust.works

    • empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      11 个月前

      Instant subscribe

    • OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.worldOP
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      Hell yes

  • ɔiƚoxɘup@infosec.pub
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    11 个月前

    … Such a beautiful stick and all I could think was “watch out for cops.”

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      I am a cop. Took this from a kid in the PJs

      • Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world
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        Did you kill the kid, beat them, or did you just throw them in jail?

        • OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.worldOP
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          I just stood outside the school and did nothing

          • Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world
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            SOP, got it

          • hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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            11 个月前

            *shoot
            FTFY

            • OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.worldOP
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              This was a reference to the Uvalde shooting, in which several officers stood outside the classrooms in which a school shooter was massacring children just waiting for… divine intervention I guess, I dunno. So no, I was just standing there.

              • hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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                Thanks for explanation.

                • OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.worldOP
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                  np friendo.

        • reesilva@bolha.forum
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          it depends on the kid’s skin color

          • Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world
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            From their reply, I am assuming white

      • ɔiƚoxɘup@infosec.pub
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        Lol not too sure you’re joking though.

        • OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.worldOP
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          lol, nah I’m not a cop

          • ɔiƚoxɘup@infosec.pub
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            Much funnier

  • (⬤ᴥ⬤)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    aw fuck yea stick gun

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    There are 3 types of perfect sticks:

    • Super straight

    • Shaped like another thing

    • Big stick / small dog combo

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    STOP RESISTING

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    You’re YouTube channel has just been demonitized.

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      Joke’s on YouTube; I only have 79 subscribers and can’t even apply for monetization yet, lol

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    MR PRESIDENT GET DOWN!

  • EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee
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    Hey, hey, HEY MAN! Keep your finger off the trigger until your ready to shoot! Sheesh!

  • McLoud@lemm.ee
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    11 个月前

    9 mm Luger semi knotomatic!

  • Coreidan@lemmy.world
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    Careful where you point that thing

  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    ✋😧🤚 pls don’t shoot

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    That is a mighty fine stick gun!

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