MacN'Cheezus to Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition@midwest.socialEnglish · edit-26 months agoYou've heard of dishwasher salmon, now get ready for...imagemessage-square41fedilinkarrow-up1246arrow-down18
arrow-up1238arrow-down1imageYou've heard of dishwasher salmon, now get ready for...MacN'Cheezus to Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition@midwest.socialEnglish · edit-26 months agomessage-square41fedilink
minus-squareNougat@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down2·6 months agoIf you make hummus in a mailbox, and eat it later, you are eating it posthummusly.
minus-squareverity_kindle@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·6 months agoI pelt you with chickpeas.
minus-squareNougat@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up4·6 months agoOf course, you know the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a chickpea.
minus-squarerebelsimile@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 months agoI’ve never had a naked Garbanzo bean in my mailbox while on the run from a police dog and high on meth
If you make hummus in a mailbox, and eat it later, you are eating it posthummusly.
I pelt you with chickpeas.
Of course, you know the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a chickpea.
I’ve never had a naked Garbanzo bean in my mailbox while on the run from a police dog and high on meth