Striker@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months agoHelp me out herelemmy.worldimagemessage-square56fedilinkarrow-up1429arrow-down125
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minus-squareMTK@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up48arrow-down1·5 months agoI heard that showing her how unfair it is that just because you are nice no one wants to sleep with you, is the best way to make her sleep with you out of obvious obligation to your nice personality and unjust fate
minus-squarelightnsfw@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down1·5 months agoAlso in this context being weird and shy counts as nice. You don’t actually have to make any effort!
minus-squareradicalautonomy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·5 months agoAnd you simply must begin and end every sentence with uWu, obviously.
minus-squareCookieOfFortune@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 months agoWell maybe they’ve gotten enough nice points they can turn them in for one sex?
minus-squarelightnsfw@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 months agoOf course! They showered last week and everything!
I heard that showing her how unfair it is that just because you are nice no one wants to sleep with you, is the best way to make her sleep with you out of obvious obligation to your nice personality and unjust fate
Also in this context being weird and shy counts as nice. You don’t actually have to make any effort!
And you simply must begin and end every sentence with uWu, obviously.
Well maybe they’ve gotten enough nice points they can turn them in for one sex?
Of course! They showered last week and everything!