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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Sounds like a dealbreaker

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • THCDenton@lemmy.world
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    I knew a guy who wrote a date off after he found out she was allergic to pork 🤣

    • NιƙƙιDιɱҽʂ@lemmy.world
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      He may die alone, but at least his fridge with pork shall overfloweth

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        He won’t die alone, he might get taenia solium (the pork brain worms)

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      I would. Pork et al. is like a third of my caloric intake. It would super suck if I shacked up with someone who couldn’t eat it.

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