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alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 year ago

They never let me

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They never let me

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alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 year ago
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    spoiler

    asdfasfasfasfas

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      Client: “How much is this disaster recovery plan going to cost me?”

      Me: “A hell of a lot less than when you don’t have (valid, tested) backups and need them”

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    In time they will learn.

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    This is where I’d put*

    If you’d let me*

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      No, if clauses are just with present or past tense or something like could, but you shouldn’t use would, only in the first part.

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    It’s probably as your “backup plan” is faulty but they don’t want to embarrass you.

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      Removed by mod

      • andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun
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        LMAO we really have Lemmy cliques?

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          You new here?

        • Korne127@lemmy.world
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          Not really, besides ml who are usually tankies (ml stands for Marxist Leninist and the mods delete anything against China, etc.)

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          Lol nah. But Lemmy world has a somewhat rude intolerant moderation policy and often users mirror that. There is good people on there, of course, but a reasonable percentage of folk who’d be at home on reddit and Xitter.

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          It’s bound to happen.

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        This is completely unnecessary.

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