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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Anon seeks enlightenment

sh.itjust.works

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Anon seeks enlightenment

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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    The hot dog vendor says that will be $7.50. The monkey hands the vendor a $10 bill, which the vendor puts in the cash drawer. After a moment the monk asks “what about my change?” The vendor bows reverently and responds “change must come from within.”

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      Not about to be swindled, the monk the pulls a gun from within his robe. “What’s that?!” the startled vendor asks. “Ah,” replies the monk, “this is my inner piece.”

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        I’m imagining the monk played by Samuel L. Jackson

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          Not enough mother fuckers.

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          Who plays the monkey?

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        Some Xavier tier writing in here

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      The monk pulls out a gun and points it at the hot dog vendor.

      The hot dog vendor exclaims “Whoa, whoa, whoa, I thought you guys were all about inner peace and stuff?”

      The monk replies “this is my inner piece”

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      I died

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        enlightenment unlocked

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          “Buy a season pass to unlock enlightenment and other perks on day one!”

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            Buy a yearly pass to get 50% off Perks:

            Day 1 enlightenment

            Always on right side of the dual justice system

            Hedgefund deposits and inherit home when you reach level 18

            Only deal with 1st world problems

            Someone else pays your taxes

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      So if a monkey pays for your hot dog, always round up to the next $10 increment for charity.

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