• assembly@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    They would still vote for him and say it’s a conspiracy as he’s not really dead. He’s just chilling with Elvis in a CIA bunker or something.

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        6 months ago

        Hey - hey member that time when the Qanuts all went down to Dealy Plaza to watch JFK Jr. appear back in the land of the living so he could run as VP for trump? Member?

        Oh man. Such incredible dipshits. Look! Look!

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          6 months ago

          I think the Feds should probably use facial recognition on footage of crowds like that and keep tabs. Just sayin’. If they are going to spy on Quakers and vegans, the least they could do with overreach is spy on groups that are likely tied into terrorist cells.

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            6 months ago

            And yet they don’t . . . Just the Quakers and vegans. now why would that be? Hmmmmmmm

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      6 months ago

      There would be a group that says he’s not dead, a group that says he is dead and coming back, and a group that says he’s been reincarnated.

      And then, in the far future, scientists will wonder why we switch from a lowercase t to an uppercase T.