• WalrusDragonOnABike [they/them]
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    6 months ago

    Warning. Taking the pink pill may lead to the following side effects: -others suddenly irrationally upset at you -ewwwphoric experiences -jars are harder to open

    • AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world
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      6 months ago

      Yo, just run it under hot water for half a minute. The metal in the lid expands before the glass does, making it easier to open.

      -males explain things to you without provocation.