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In a recent appearance on Russia’s state-run television, Russian political scientist Sergey Mikheyev suggested that the country’s “empire” should grow to encompass three American states.

“I want the Russian empire with Alaska, Hawaii, California, Finland, and Poland,” he said, as translated by Gerashchenko for the clip he shared. “Although Poland and Finland are so stinky, I’m not sure, to be honest. We’ll clean them.”

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    7 months ago

    But California? The fuck?

    He’s listing the states where Russia has had territorial control at some point. Like, a “we controlled land once, so we can come back and take it” sort of thing.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_colonization_of_North_America

    Imperial Russia controlled Alaska prior to the Alaskan Purchase.

    They also had three forts in Hawaii, and one fort in California.

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      7 months ago

      Yes I’ve been to an old Russian fort on the coast in Northern California.

      But really I’m pretty sure California could defeat Russia

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          7 months ago

          Yep that’s the one. They left because they basically killed all the otters off and the land wasn’t very good farming due to gophers etc.

      • BeautifulMind ♾️@lemmy.world
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        7 months ago

        I’m pretty sure California could defeat Russia

        California has more blue-water navy in San Diego than Russia has in the world. It also has more air force stationed there than Russia has.

        (granted, these are US forces, not California forces, but there is no real-world scenario right now in which California would face invasion without the full military support of United States and NATO)

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      7 months ago

      The Mongols controlled Russia from around 1240 to 1481, a fairly long time. So Mongolia is entitled to the Russian lands.