• Neato
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    723 months ago

    Who has the money or the leave to travel around, book hotels, go on lots of dates and buy power tools,

    • @ZeroCool@slrpnk.net
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      593 months ago

      Boomers: Would you rather eat avocado toast or become a serial killer?

      Millennials/GenZ: What the fuck? Uh, I guess I’d rather eat the toast?

      Boomers nObOdY WaNts To SerIaL KiLl aNyMoRe!

    • @Zron@lemmy.world
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      73 months ago

      Most serial killers had their own vehicle and house, and were able to keep those despite most killers not being able to hold down a job once they started the murders.

      Try doing that today. You can’t methodically kill people if you’re freezing to death on the streets.

      These greedy corporations are just saving us from serial killers by making it impossible to become one without financial ruin.

    • @nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de
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      13 months ago

      Plot twist. The serial killers still have all that time, but they realized the could kill way more people by becoming billionaires and exploiting them to death.