• Ignotum
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    554 months ago

    Plants make oxygen, animals make poop
    If the vegans win then we’ll no oxygen to breathe, only poop

    This is the future vegans want

      • @EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works
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        184 months ago

        I’ve been acclimatizing to a fart-only lifestyle by micro dosing on e-girl farts I buy online.

        80% of my oxygen and 30% of my calories I get from farts now.

        • Ricky Rigatoni
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          64 months ago

          I’m going to crawl into a burlap sack and throw myself off a bridge like an unwanted litter of kittens.

      • STONED AF
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        54 months ago

        Comedy means laugh and laugh means consuming more air . Do you wanna help vegans win ?