Ansel to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 4 months agothose damn vegans!kbin.melroy.orgimagemessage-square86fedilinkarrow-up1913arrow-down154
arrow-up1859arrow-down1imagethose damn vegans!kbin.melroy.orgAnsel to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 4 months agomessage-square86fedilink
minus-square@EmoDuck@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink18•4 months agoI’ve been acclimatizing to a fart-only lifestyle by micro dosing on e-girl farts I buy online. 80% of my oxygen and 30% of my calories I get from farts now.
minus-squareRicky Rigatonilinkfedilink6•4 months agoI’m going to crawl into a burlap sack and throw myself off a bridge like an unwanted litter of kittens.
I’ve been acclimatizing to a fart-only lifestyle by micro dosing on e-girl farts I buy online.
80% of my oxygen and 30% of my calories I get from farts now.
Imagine this, but with no context
I’m going to crawl into a burlap sack and throw myself off a bridge like an unwanted litter of kittens.