• @werefreeatlast@lemmy.world
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    165 months ago

    According to Google news, if you leave gnomes in your garden you are probably signaling others that you are a swinger. So I went to my sister in laws Christmas party and they had gnomes. My wife said no. I mean she’s hot. But my wife said no.

    • @Mamertine@lemmy.world
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      105 months ago

      First no plastic flamingos, then no pineapples, now no gnomes!

      What’s the world coming to?

      I just want kitschy stuff in my yard without people trying to bang me!

      • @ZzyzxRoad@sh.itjust.works
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        35 months ago

        Apparently you can’t wear black rings or have tattoos of card suites either. Which is funny, considering black rings could also signify that you’re asexual.

        I don’t think anybody knows.