MacN'Cheezus to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 8 months agoWith water from a rock and fire from Mt. Horebimagemessage-square36arrow-up1376arrow-down120cross-posted to: dadjokes@lemmy.world
arrow-up1356arrow-down1imageWith water from a rock and fire from Mt. HorebMacN'Cheezus to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 8 months agomessage-square36cross-posted to: dadjokes@lemmy.world
minus-square@OpenStars@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglish3•8 months agoWith enough alcohol you can at least pass out I hope you find your path. [Insert funny & witty meme that is somehow highly relevant to the OP] Oh shit, I actually found one: “*I* will give you rest maddafucka!” (Exodus 33:14) If you have to be awake, I hope you at least enjoy this thought:-D.
minus-squareMacN'CheezusOPlinkEnglish2•8 months agoYeah, come on, we all know there’s no rest till Chronicles (1. Chr. 22:9, that is). After that, it’s another long haul till Matthew 11:28. Time to knock back one of these bad boys and get crackin’
minus-square@OpenStars@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglish2•8 months agoHoly moley now that’s a drink! :-P
minus-square@OpenStars@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglish1•8 months agoEphesians 5:18: put it in you.
minus-squareMacN'CheezusOPlinkEnglish2•8 months agoWhat I got, you got to give it to your mamma What I got, you’ve got to give it to your pappa What I got, you got to give it to your daughter You do a little dance and then you drink a little water RHCP 5:9
minus-square@OpenStars@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglish1•8 months agoWho are you who understands life, the universe and everything so well? spoiler Are you 42?
minus-squareMacN'CheezusOPlinkEnglish2•8 months agoI am, in fact, 42. And I finally understand it well enough to understand that I don’t understand anything at all.
Unfortunately, there is no rest for the wicked.
With enough alcohol you can at least pass outI hope you find your path. [Insert funny & witty meme that is somehow highly relevant to the OP] Oh shit, I actually found one:
“*I* will give you rest maddafucka!” (Exodus 33:14)
If you have to be awake, I hope you at least enjoy this thought:-D.
Yeah, come on, we all know there’s no rest till Chronicles (1. Chr. 22:9, that is).
After that, it’s another long haul till Matthew 11:28.
Time to knock back one of these bad boys and get crackin’
Holy moley now that’s a drink! :-P
Refusing it would be unforgivable.
Ephesians 5:18: put it in you.
What I got, you got to give it to your mamma
What I got, you’ve got to give it to your pappa
What I got, you got to give it to your daughter
You do a little dance and then you drink a little water
RHCP 5:9
Who are you who understands life, the universe and everything so well?
spoiler
Are you 42?
I am, in fact, 42. And I finally understand it well enough to understand that I don’t understand anything at all.