Why do all these gay guys keep trying to suck my dick? I mean I’m definitely not gay as you can tell by my collection of vintage Playboy magazines and my rugged good looks. And it’s not like I’m doing anything wrong as I stretch out my calves on the park bench at 11pm while wearing my super short shorts to make running easier. But the next thing I know, some gay guy will start sucking my dick! It’s really annoying. I ask them to stop, but they just keep going with those long even strokes while softly caressing my testicles. I even tried bribing one once, but that just emboldened them. I don’t know what else to do to make these gay guys stop. It’s really starting to interfere with my running schedule.
Recent studies show that 1 in 10 men are gay. That really concerns me, because that means that out of the ten guys I’ve fucked, one of them was probably gay.
If you have to try to be straight, I’ve got news for you.
I’m so not gay all the dicks I suck cum quick, thus making me suck dick for the shortest amount of time possible.
I aint no queer
Why do all these gay guys keep trying to suck my dick? I mean I’m definitely not gay as you can tell by my collection of vintage Playboy magazines and my rugged good looks. And it’s not like I’m doing anything wrong as I stretch out my calves on the park bench at 11pm while wearing my super short shorts to make running easier. But the next thing I know, some gay guy will start sucking my dick! It’s really annoying. I ask them to stop, but they just keep going with those long even strokes while softly caressing my testicles. I even tried bribing one once, but that just emboldened them. I don’t know what else to do to make these gay guys stop. It’s really starting to interfere with my running schedule.
Wow that sounds super
gayinconvenientRecent studies show that 1 in 10 men are gay. That really concerns me, because that means that out of the ten guys I’ve fucked, one of them was probably gay.
I’m so straight I love other straight men.