You die and your last thought was…is there penis enlargement in heaven? Suddenly you wake up going at hundreds of miles an hour into a big cloud. Just you hanging on tightly to a rope that is pulling you into the cloud. And you hear…yes!..yes indeed! Indeed there is! But you don’t want it. The voice getting louder and louder as you get closer and closer. You start noticing the earth getting smaller. You can see your house from here, you think…I know right? It replies. The rope! You can see its details, there are no threads on it! Just the feel of rubber. Look closer, there are interesting patterns on it…unique to… Wait are those veins? …yes!..and why is the cloud hairy? Is there penis enlargement in heaven? …yes!, now get off mine! The voice insists now as strong as if you were in a concert theater. It’s not rope! You’ve been riding Peter’s penis! …yes, well I was sleeping and its morning! Peter explains. Sorry bud! Looks like it got you!..he flings you off with a finger and you fall into a busy heaven street. Everyone looking at you happy and naked. We were expecting you any day says Jeff your buddy from highschool… Yup, he’s a grower, not a shower!

As it turns out everyone used to live infinite lives until peter got his penis extension. Now every morning here, as he gets his wood, someone gets smashed by it. When he wakes up and the thing goes back to normal they get up here same way you did bud!..well sometimes it’s not just one. Sometimes its a bunch at a time. Anyway, its two blocks that way, then to your left. Can’t miss it! … Wha?..the penis enlargement place…oh…