• Rivalarrival
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    2 days ago

    Without laughing.

    I think I can fuck up a polar bear with bare hands.

    I practice MMA for 7 years now, boxing in parallel for 6 years, I could. Not to count strength training at the gym for 4 years, 6ft 1 1/2 for 189 lbs.

    I have an insane speed, reflexes similar to my speed. I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge his attacks, and throw good punches to his head. I won’t stop, and at the smallest mistake he does, the polar bear is finished.

    • 🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeOPM
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      2 days ago

      I believe I could crush a polar bear because my processor is a neural net processor. as AT 1000 series I am not as advanced as my predecessors. however I am capable of torque of 20,000 square foot Running at 100 millijoules Until I execute full power. the polar bear is no match for me.