The commander of the base wrote, “I do not presume to understand current politics, but what I do know is the concerns of the US administration discussed by Vice-President Vance on Friday are not reflective of Pituffik Space Base.” in an email and was thus dismissed. In dismissing her, the Pentagon stated this reason. “Actions [that] undermine the chain of command or to subvert President [Donald] Trump’s agenda will not be tolerated at the Department of Defense.”
Prior to the base commander commenting and destroying his effort, Vance was on totally firm ground and had pretty much convinced the entire population of Greenland.
lol
As firm as a used sofa bed maybe
Stop it, I’m plushing
Hey man, we gotta stop shaming heterosectionals, it’s not very nice
Come on, it’s more pushin’ for the cushion!
Wow that is an absolutely fascinating fanfic they’ve come up with