“I did very, very poorly in school, until I started doing narcotics,” Kennedy, 70, said on the podcast. “Then I went to the top of my class because my mind was so restless and turbulent and I could not sit still.”
“It worked for me,” he continued of his past heroin use. “And if it still worked, I’d still be doing it.”
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Honestly, I don’t even know how The Onion deals with RFK.
RFK Jr. Orders Removal Of Sinks From HHS Bathrooms
WASHINGTON—As part of a sweeping overhaul of the building’s plumbing system, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly ordered the removal of sinks Tuesday from all bathrooms in the Department of Health and Human Services headquarters. “People across the world lived for thousands of years without sinks, and they were just fine—healthier, even,” said Kennedy, who noted that the cuts would not only save taxpayers thousands of dollars in maintenance and water bills each year, but be better for the environment as well.
Yeah. I kind of feel like The Onion RFK is more-plausible than real life RFK.
EDIT: By way of completely driving the point home with a sledgehammer:
Vaccine Critic RFK Jr. Backs Measles Vaccine Amid Deadly Outbreak
Though he stopped short of urging people to get the shot, Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., a noted vaccine critic, acknowledged the value of the measles vaccine amid a deadly outbreak in Texas. What do you think?
https://people.com/rfk-jr-heroin-use-top-of-class-student-8752783
rubs eyeballs
Honestly, I don’t even know how The Onion deals with RFK.
kagis
https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-orders-removal-of-sinks-from-hhs-bathrooms/
Yeah. I kind of feel like The Onion RFK is more-plausible than real life RFK.
EDIT: By way of completely driving the point home with a sledgehammer:
https://theonion.com/vaccine-critic-rfk-jr-backs-measles-vaccine-amid-deadly-outbreak/