Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days agoJust add human hairslrpnk.netimagemessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up1361arrow-down114
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minus-squareouRKaoSlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·8 days agoNow instead of stubbing your pinky toe on the edge of the coffee table, you strike the edge of your toebeast™, causing the nail to split in multiple directions like a lightning bolt, causing pain & discomfort for weeks while it grows out.
minus-squareMutilationWave@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 days agoI’m not sure if that’s worse. I’m pretty sure I broke my pinky toe on my right foot twice now on the metal feet of my coffee table.
Now instead of stubbing your pinky toe on the edge of the coffee table, you strike the edge of your toebeast™, causing the nail to split in multiple directions like a lightning bolt, causing pain & discomfort for weeks while it grows out.
I’m not sure if that’s worse. I’m pretty sure I broke my pinky toe on my right foot twice now on the metal feet of my coffee table.