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NickwithaC@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago

Even a priest won't forgive you for this one

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Even a priest won't forgive you for this one

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NickwithaC@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago
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  • Kairos
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    Why is Satan so high BMI?

    • Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net
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      Because fat is a shitty shorthand for evil, slothful, full of vice, et cetera

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        So your mom must be his right hand man then.

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          At least something would be right with her then

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          Lmao, fuckin got 'em.

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      A steady diet of pineapple

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        Nah those went up Hitler’s ass

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          The pointy end first right?

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      Because BMI is a useless metric and the dude is JACKED.

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        I specified BMI because I explicitly didn’t want to say “fat” and yet you somehow still read it that way.

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          … I didn’t say fat. Jacked guys have a high BMI. My BMI was “obese” when I was in the gym every day. It’s a useless metric for anything.

          Thou doth protest too much

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            Fair. I guess we both read it wrong.

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          Who said he’s fat?

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