Workers have seized the keys of around 300 completed and unfinished vehicles, saying that no cars will leave the factory until Audi clarifies the future of the site.
“workers remain on strike on Friday morning and have taken the keys to hundreds of vehicles”.
Look! Actual action that has disruptive tangible consequences!! That’s how it’s done.
Now have every failed negotiation end in random components going missing from random vehicles.
“Oh it’s not theft, they’re on premises. We’re just really bad about remembering where we put what…gee I sure hope you came prepared with a generous contract!”
“taken the keys to hundreds of vehicles”.
Look! Actual action that has disruptive tangible consequences!! That’s how it’s done.
Now have every failed negotiation end in random components going missing from random vehicles.
“Oh it’s not theft, they’re on premises. We’re just really bad about remembering where we put what…gee I sure hope you came prepared with a generous contract!”