sag@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago"It's better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss"hexbear.netimagemessage-square60fedilinkarrow-up1651arrow-down132file-textcross-posted to: badposting@hexbear.net
arrow-up1619arrow-down1image"It's better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss"hexbear.netsag@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months agomessage-square60fedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: badposting@hexbear.net
minus-squareWalrusDragonOnABike [they/them]linkfedilinkarrow-up33·3 months agoIf you hold farts in till you go to the restroom, its a natural time they’ll come out as you relax while peeing.
minus-squareMossy Feathers (She/They)@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up12·3 months agoBut farts aren’t supposed to come out of your pee hole. …Right?
minus-squareTrailblazing Braille Taser@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·3 months agoUrethrarts are dangerous, consult a doctor
minus-squareHeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 months agoWhat am I supposed to say, “Doctor, I pee carbonated.”
minus-squareMossy Feathers (She/They)@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-23 months agoImagine if poop came out!
minus-squareTrailblazing Braille Taser@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·3 months agoNo, I don’t think I will
minus-squareWalrusDragonOnABike [they/them]linkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoWhat does pee holes have to do with it. It’s just about relaxing the muscles in the area that were holding the farts and pee so the farts come out too.
minus-squareMossy Feathers (She/They)@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoI said that I’d be very concerned if I pissed and farts started coming out instead. Like, I went to pee but farts came out of my urethra.
minus-squarePineRune@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down1·3 months agoWouldn’t the fart bubbles make the pee go everywhere? Like air bubbles in a garden hose when you first turn it on.
minus-squareJoeyHarrington@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up8·3 months agoNo the farts actually assist with urine release from the urethra. It’s healthy.
minus-squareAlcatorda@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 months agoWhat? Do your farts come from the same hole as your pee? Because that ain’t normal
If you hold farts in till you go to the restroom, its a natural time they’ll come out as you relax while peeing.
But farts aren’t supposed to come out of your pee hole.
…Right?
Urethrarts are dangerous, consult a doctor
What am I supposed to say, “Doctor, I pee carbonated.”
Imagine if poop came out!
No, I don’t think I will
Not with that attitude.
What does pee holes have to do with it. It’s just about relaxing the muscles in the area that were holding the farts and pee so the farts come out too.
I said that I’d be very concerned if I pissed and farts started coming out instead. Like, I went to pee but farts came out of my urethra.
Wouldn’t the fart bubbles make the pee go everywhere? Like air bubbles in a garden hose when you first turn it on.
No the farts actually assist with urine release from the urethra. It’s healthy.
What? Do your farts come from the same hole as your pee? Because that ain’t normal