Flying Squid to Political Memes@lemmy.world • 26 days ago"What is a woman?"locklemmy.worldimagemessage-square269fedilinkarrow-up11.15Karrow-down172
arrow-up11.08Karrow-down1image"What is a woman?"locklemmy.worldFlying Squid to Political Memes@lemmy.world • 26 days agomessage-square269fedilink
minus-square@satanmat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink73•edit-226 days agoI’m stealing both of these. Also trying to workshop:: Oh they don’t have them on your planet?
minus-square@L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink59•26 days agoI like it, but that’s like a 1960s sitcom tier insult. It’s too cute to infuriate.
minus-squareMossy Feathers (They/Them)linkfedilink31•26 days agoThey have 1960s sitcom mentality. Wouldn’t hurt to give it a try.
minus-square@bender223linkEnglish20•26 days agohow about, “a person who doesn’t want to have sex with you.”
minus-squareFlying SquidOPlinkfedilink36•26 days agoThat doesn’t work. I’m sure plenty of queer men would be too disgusted by them to want to have sex with them either.
minus-square@TheWorldRolledMe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink17•26 days agoWhat about ‘I’ll ask your mom what she thinks when I see her tonight’?
minus-squareFlying SquidOPlinkfedilink28•26 days agoBetter: “I’ll ask your dad what she thinks when I see her tonight.”
I’m stealing both of these.
Also trying to workshop::
Oh they don’t have them on your planet?
I like it, but that’s like a 1960s sitcom tier insult. It’s too cute to infuriate.
They have 1960s sitcom mentality. Wouldn’t hurt to give it a try.
how about, “a person who doesn’t want to have sex with you.”
That doesn’t work. I’m sure plenty of queer men would be too disgusted by them to want to have sex with them either.
What about ‘I’ll ask your mom what she thinks when I see her tonight’?
Better: “I’ll ask your dad what she thinks when I see her tonight.”
Nailed it 😎
Thank you flyingSquid. Perfect.
Puerile, but it’s well catered to the audience.