• @Blackmist@feddit.uk
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    81 month ago

    Also, fingerprint scanners don’t belong behind the screen.

    Unless you have the greasiest fingers of anyone who ever lived, they just don’t work. I have to lick my fingers to make it see them…

    • @odelik
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      41 month ago

      As my grandmother used to tell me, “Your hands are dry, go lotion them up sonny.”

      • @A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world
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        1 month ago

        And from that point on, Granny never did question why lil’ Petey bought lube by the 55gal drum load.

        At least his hands, amongst other things, were soft and well moisturized.

        • @odelik
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          11 month ago

          Don’t chaff your stick.