The gay is the best part ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

But then realizing it isn’t actually cards but slices of cheese

And their opponent is the dog excited to eat the cheese

it’s because 4 is a smaller number than 5 therefore the better price

i have a wide array of other savvy money saving tips

Thank you, that is very sensible pricing

you fool don’t let the cucks see this

If it makes you feel any better, it’s mildly cloudy for me today

Sgaphetti

BANG BANG BANG

sorry, that was me banging my head against the desk. Any other interpretation is solely the responsibility of the consumer of the comment.

Bottom left

I scrolled through, it isn’t real. I mean, you’ll have to take the word of a random person on the internet if you won’t look yourself. I’m not gonna try to discourage anyone from checking themselves, but man did their feed irritate my bowels. They’re so pants-shittingly dumb

See what I do is that I become trustworthy because I end up knowing stuff that the bosses need, so when they need to test new stuff they send me to do it… so I set the pace. Yup, that totally takes an hour to do. What? 15 minutes? Sure, THAT one took 15 minutes, but you see, over here, you can see that this thing happened, and you also have to factor this and that, so really, doing it in under an hour isn’t really possible…

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is bruised and spongy

A midnight squealer

The reason why is because the boss has higher stakes. When the time is up, you clock out, and the next shift picks up the slack. But for the boss, there’s no nexft shift. In fact, whap we neeff to conffider iff ffat mmphh yess more boot ffdaddy pleaphfemmphgmmmgmgmgmmf

he found ded

Based

I’m not gonna shit in someone’s well that’s just fucked up

Wait 4 movie

Oh, there’s a Terran named Terrance?

carrot big leaf 🥹