Man 9 hits hard, nobody is harsher and more cruel to you than yourself

I want your hand in my hand 🥰

Honestly they stole the word from white men, its just time for them to take back what rightfully belongs! /s

The Lottery and The Last Spin checking in

I moved to almond milk and greatly enjoy it but when I found out how much water is needed to grow them I decided to try out oak milk - didnt like the unsweatend unflavored version, best I could describe it tasted like the smell of chicken. Really weird, but the sweatened, vanilla oak milk is platable for me.

Ive started walking to work in june as part of an activity challenge at work and even now, I havent touched my car as much. Thankfully my walk is only a half hour which is nice. Im able to read on my phone and Id say about 95% of it I can walk on sidewalks. This might change come winter but its better than never I suppose

Do you still do 105 now though? If so, you’re still dumb and a danger to others on the road. I limit myself to a 250cc just so I dont get any stupid ideas

North Carolina has a coastline though. Granted the issue this time was that the storm came in from the southwest and hit communities that were completely unprepared for the heavy rain, high winds and flash floods

Why do I feel bad for A: an anime tank and B: a tank

Thanks for reminding me of that song

Possibly ‘get the fuck outta here’

You couldnt make back to the future today because their future is already in our past, their future (2015) is already 9 years ago now

Ar least we know what he’ll be doing when they eventually get married

I can promise you, if a guy saw a sexy nude women in a window one time, every time he walks down that street he will look at the window, just in case

2 options. 1: if possible get a dog door so that your pets can at least get outside in case something happens, become friebdly with your neighbors so they might notice any abnormalities, set up a truat fund for them (like thar lady in the aristocats) 2. Dont outlive your wife

Right how dare he LIE I for one have NEVER lied in my life

Im cutious how much lower the ocean’s water level would be t fill in for the missing land because thats a lot of cubic volume and what impact that might have on further revealing existing land due to the lower water levels

You should ask your TSA agent the next time youre at an american airport

Time travel to 12 hours ago so I can get more sleep