butt plug tom strikes again

yeah, which is why we need to make sure that doesn’t happen to other locks (and make the TSA start doing security instead of security theater).

yeah the aesthetic of the game is perfect

her friends kept trying to get her to ask me to come over to the side of the pool they were on after that too.

I’ve gotten 4 or 5 messages from this bot, also since about january.

so? does the quality of my lock change whether or not I should be allowed to have it?

I did something like this. I was sitting in the pool by my dorm for like an hour just kinda staring at a tree and a group of people showed up. after a bit one of the girls asked me my name and told me hers and my stupid ass said “ok”.

I’m talking about legally, and as much as I don’t like trump we are not in a fascist country (yet).

fair enough, padlock was the wrong type of lock for the analogy. how about a vault door? sure that may not be as common, but you don’t have to support a government master key for those either.

guns are much easier to aim and use. technically a bow is quieter, but guns can be made to be fairly quiet and are generally much less bulky than bows. generally speaking, guns are point and click. bows are dependent on how you hold the bow, how you hold the arrow, and the form with which you release the arrow (letting the bow move the right way and amount is involved). on top of that even the quietest configuration of a gun will have more power per size than a bow because gunpowder is very energy dense and the barrel of a gun is a great way of focusing that energy into a projectile.

Shave and a blowjob, two bits

Bolt cutters are not a key, they are a method of bypassing the lock. they still need a warrant to do that, which is the point.

the off days are fine, the net result is more what matters.

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@m33@theprancingpony.in I’ve been liking floorp and zen. used floorp for a while but i’m giving zen a real try for the first time in a while rn and I think it’s my favorite implementation of vertical tabs.

There is no ‘lawful access’ without a warrant or my permission. there aren’t laws saying padlocks need to support a government master key, and encryption is just a digital lock.

I don’t believe the cold war ever really ended, russia just got new managment and we all calmed down a bit. we are still doing the whole nuclear dick measuring thing and we are almost certainly still doing a good bit of spying. we still base a lot of decisions on the possibility of inciting nuclear war. we even have more countries doing it now. so, it never ended.

I always get like a 2 on the sides and finger length on top. I don’t really like it but my hair’s looked like shit (to me, anyway) since I started caring so I just decided to stop doing that.

I’d recommend sweet peppers and dried fruit (i like apricots) as snacks for fiber. still tastes great, is healthy, and will help with ‘regularity’, if needed.

i’d combine fat and protein into one and go to a brazillian steakhouse.