Accidentally hitting reply-to-all on a company wide email and more or less stating that I wanted to be transferred to another team.

There was a new team forming elsewhere, and in fairness, it was a great opportunity in a lot of ways. But… I didn’t get the transfer until another batch of jobs opened a few months later.

That… was a long few months.

I’d get in the car and start driving. I’d go and have the conversation I’ve been afraid to have for years

… or I’d be paralyzed with fear like I’ve been for the rest of my life.

… or if I’m being honest, I’d most likely grab a bottle of tequila, fall off the wagon, and find out what I actually want to do that way.

I go with New personally, though I don’t subscribe to all that much - I imagine that it would be a bit less pleasant if you’re on a hundred different communities.

About 15 years on, I’m still so happy I got good coursework marks for the route-finding equivalent of a bogosort. Picked a bunch of random routes and pick the fastest. Sure, that guy who set up a neural net to figure it out did well, but mine didn’t take days of training, and still did about as well in the same sort of execution time.

Aah, DevOps as a separate role… Now that’s a dream I can get behind…

Is this a surprise? User retention is hard, and I’d expect this to hit even harder as time goes by. It’ll keep going up until the point where user growth matches attrition and I’d guess in the early days of a social platform, it’s going to take a while for background growth to increase that much and attrition will be pretty high given the lack of attachment.

Glad someone made this point. My next printer will definitely be a tank printer. It’s basically flipping the business proposal back to “pay for the printer up front” instead of “pay for the printer whenever you buy ink”. My current printer was cheap enough that I basically spend enough on ink to buy a new printer every few years, given degradation of cartridges when they’re left after opening.

That’s 102 stars more than my best… Nicely done :)

As a self-hoster, I attempted installs of both. They both had somewhat broken installation guides for Docker installs. Spent a night failing to get kbin running and pivoted and for Lemmy working in a couple of hours. Wish I had some big fancy reason, but kbin was just shortly more of a pain to sort.

An excellent choice of picture - many thanks.

I’m too lazy to find a picture of a spider for this joke - this exercise is left for the reader.

In the 13 years I’ve had a Reddit account, I made 40 comments, and 4 posts.

In the 15 days I’ve had a Lemmy account, I’ve made 28 comments and 1 post.

Now I wouldn’t want to be one for extrapolating from data of different timescales, but…

I, a real normal human person, would consume the turtle with my regular bone teeth, in the usual fashion.

… but every page becomes blank just before you touch it.

Once you throw a brick through your window, it becomes an ex-window system, and then we’re all good.

As a JS developer, I prefer to use semicolons for indentation.

I really want the Vim/VS Code one - as someone who professionally devs in an MS stack, but would choose Vim as a primary text editor otherwise… it speaks to me deeply.

Haha, yeah, I totally have proper backups…

The language in the article does seem to forget that plenty of early smartphones had replaceable batteries… Yeah, it might add some bulk, but it’s not exactly going to be a major hardship.

… but it seems like a good reverse step to me. Any consumer replaceable part is a good thing as far as I’m concerned.

Had an assignment to write a routine algorithm or AI/MLey solution back in my university days. Mine was a broken GA that failed to do anything except pick random routes every time but keep track of the shortest route it’d seen…

… but it was fast enough that I could run 100k random iterations and pick an answer better and faster than a bunch of well coded solutions. Called it stochastic and nailed an explanation, pretty much full marks were had that day.