Hyperion, anyone?

I second this motion.

The obvious answer is to smash a bong on it.

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Stupid beasts!

Well imagine my shock.

Makes me wish JFK was on a coin.

edit: I’m fucking stupid, you guys.

When I was a contractor, me and the guys on my crew used to say “you can tuna piano, but you can’t tuna half.” Just a little inside joke that didn’t have to make sense to make us giggle.

I’m not shy about telling my friends I love them.

My wife scooped me up with a special pouch between her legs.

Experts in what field? Fucking doorology?

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This is me and my buddy Kyle circa 3rd period math class in 10th grade, at least twice a week.

Looks stupid.

Satanists are still out here fighting the good fight, and we still don’t believe in a literal Satan.

It would have cost you nothing to not say that.

One would think they should know the law if they’re gonna be fucking cops in the first place.

We haven’t been suckered into shit. We’ve been forced to participate under threat of violence and starvation without ever having been given a choice.

I’m using it from now on. There’s no telling how old rescue animals are sometimes.

I have a hard time believing anybody under the age of 65 finds this shit funny.