Sophia can judge all she wants <3

I’m on a non-stimulant though, and I’ve been having sleep problems since before I was diagnosed and started medication.

Plural of anecdote isn’t anecdata, but I have both ADHD & impaired sleep.

Ah, so the orange fish is a buddy fucker?

My employer has a subscription to LinkedIn Learning, otherwise I would’ve disabled my account.

He spends much of the day sleeping upstairs. When I come in the front door, I frequently hear a thud as he leaps down from wherever he was napping, then the sound of him sprinting while meowing, then I see him slide a bit when he gets to the bottom of the stairs & the uncarpeted floor, then he sprints over to me demanding all the pets and scratches and love I can possibly give. Naturally, I’m happy to oblige him

It took me a bit to notice the cat. As I first saw the robot struggling to reach the door release, and its other arm was going toward its lap, I was expecting to see the robot masturbating. I was pleasantly surprised when I noticed the kitty.

In a league full of raging jackasses, Watson is the least sympathetic character there is (unless someone has recently gotten busted for something horrific like child porn or vehicular manslaughter).

The Big Lebowski

After looking it up:

• Russell Brand got charged today in London
• Diddy (forgot he was even in this) got September 2024 in New York

Sounds like the less disgusting cousin of mountain oysters

I’m always up for more south park episodes.

First thought: this seems like a solution in search of a problem.

Second thought: the McKinney airport isn’t actually all that close to DFW or Love, and isn’t the biggest part of growth in the DFW area happening in Collin County & north along US-75? Maybe this isn’t such a dumb idea after all.

If kitty wants a friend with her who am I to disagree?

Financial advisor Dave Ramsey Snow

His advice on living within your means usually includes gratuitous torture porn. Yet he always forgets plot armor won’t protect you from financial mistakes.

If he kept his boot bands on then he’s still straight

Every post I see on here makes me glad I spend the minimal amount of time on LinkedIn possible - my work has a LinkedIn Learning license and we’re periodically required to take specific courses on there.

I hope he doesn’t have any more health scares

Is Steve a turkish van kitty?

Good on him for getting paid, especially getting paid so much more than what he’s actually worth.

It’s silly though to spend this much money for one year of any quarterback not named Pat Mahomes though.