the best kind of tart

pretty shit frog tbh

looks nothing like real frogs

in any case, the genie didnt account for taxes, so ill probably have a much easier time running the two pennies left into the ground

woah i have a phobia of penises with teeth

i’m not resist/antisemetic/etc buuuut ……

maybe how i explained it poorly but its really meant to click to have enough space to put your lips, but the cap has a dot of juice stuck to it, so whenever you do that, you run the risk to get splashed

i just opened a strawberry juice from a bottle with the cap attached and when i pushed it far enough so it doesnt mash against my face, it clicked and sprayed me with juice that is now forever gonna stain my shirt

fuck these caps

at my last workplace we used a service called browserstack which cost something like 10$ a month, it allows you to run almost any combination of os/browser versions. you can even set it up to access a local server if you’re running one on your device machine for example. took out all the headache of running the specific ie version that the client was reporting bugs on it worked great but you can definitely find similar services to suit your use case

“we value your privacy” which is why we share your info with just about anyone we deem a “partner”

you mean jearaffe

a rubber room?

take my money

my mom started teaching deaf kids at a school in my hometown. this school is mostly attended by kids from poor families and some from nearby villages. the funding of this school is very small, and not much is provided to help prepare classes. note that my mom never knew how to speak sign language but she was very determined to learn to to.

my mom also wasn’t pc-literate and was previously not keen on learning to use it but in order to excel (pun not intended) at her position she was required to learn to use word and other teaching tools on the computer.

so i helped her get started and showed her how to prepare her classes using images and she was quite a fast learner and resources online to learn sign language, but i was especially happy to find some amazing tools that had kid friendly animations which helped her teach them to write and speak sign language

something that really touched me is that one day, her work computer was malfunctioning so i had to visit her and fix it for her. when i walked in, her students didn’t recognize me so they asked her who i was, and when she told them i was her son who got her those learning tools they became ecstatic and signed how grateful they were to be able to meet me in real life

they’re mostly 8-14yo and were marginalized especially since the class they attended was previously discontinued and they had no other way to become literate and integrate a bit more into society. ive sat through some of her sessions and ill never forget the look in their eyes and how happy and excited to learn they all were

they went on to get their 6th grade diploma and some of them even continued their studies beyond that, im also proud of my mom who helped save them and at least be more literate, even though its not much to a full education but its about as good as it gets given the circumstances

amen (haha) to that brother

nope, it tastes even better trust me bro

and those are just the first party ones, no telling how many partners those partners are partnering up with

ooga booga bitch

i hope gdpr comes around to them

what? i always thought it was estimated time of arrival

what the hell does edit to add even mean ?

They locked me in a room, a rubber room