Can’t trust anyone these days.

"Shark wars: Revenge of the Ship "

Too much internet for the day.

twatwaffles and chucklefucks

You are a visionary sir. I will add these words to my vocabulary.

Dumb ways to die. So many dumb ways to die…

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Thanks mate! Hope you enjoyed your egg.

I read that as “eggs from my sister-in-law” and was immediately concerned. Need to grab my coffee

The reply to that should have been. “Nice hands. What are you a baby?”

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Finally! This is was a fucking nightmare for any printer user.

Jokes on you. My nephew beats me every time in Mario kart.

This photo gives me Last of Us vibes.

Have you tried signing out of all devices using that account and logging back in?