Discomfort or inconvenience of condoms would also be preferable to an unwanted child for most people. Be safe, use both

I think headaches and nausea are preferable over unwanted children for most people

You could try one of the free ad-supported streaming services like Tubi or Plex. I’ve seen Kurosawa films available on Plex before but it’s likely country dependent.

Nobody wants this

Hands up if you want snacks

There’s 2.8 billion twitter users?

Hell yeah, classic Saxon

Jokes on you science, it takes me 21 minutes to smoke a cigarette.

Is Hank a leprechaun and the hunch secretly his stash of gold?

Try some Dream Theater.

Soon to be followed by Russian women mysteriously falling from windows

At last!

We must protect the haddock at all costs!

This seems like a terrible idea

In New Zealand, we call them Pukeko. Cool birds, and their babies are super cute fluff balls with giant feet

Ring a ding ding baby

Now you too can live in a small box for only the cost of your life savings and every dollar you earn until you die!

And free toilet paper