Try some Dream Theater.

Soon to be followed by Russian women mysteriously falling from windows

At last!

We must protect the haddock at all costs!

This seems like a terrible idea

In New Zealand, we call them Pukeko. Cool birds, and their babies are super cute fluff balls with giant feet

Ring a ding ding baby

Now you too can live in a small box for only the cost of your life savings and every dollar you earn until you die!

And free toilet paper