It’s also an important trauma processing technique. If you had a shitty childhood like us, it’s called reparenting instead.

I’ll have you know I’m fully activated and ready to eat Christian children for Biden

If abortion is banned because a cell cluster is human, this should be banned too

Nice try, they’re just going to hand them all over to law enforcement

Oh you mean kindle software as opposed to the tablet.

In that case just use Calibre

Yeah, amazon literally doesn’t care. The only thing that ever goes wrong when you use Someone Else’s epubs is it sometimes loses the cover art if you’re connected to wifi. Nothing else ever happens

It’s twitter. You have hashtags and follow lists

Oh no they remembered that us grandfathered in google music subscribers exist, so we’re getting a $4/mo price increase

Only fools take the lump sum

Those are just 1980s NFTs. You don’t own anything other than the certificate

Run off and never be seen again. Maybe live in a bunker idk

They probably will when it happens because they’re part of the monads alliance

I’d recommend you switch instances if it’s all porn and Chinese. Like see where people you like are posting from (as long as the server doesn’t have mastodon in its name)

It should, what app are you using and what instance are you on?

There’s nothing we can do as individuals unless you own a multinational corporation, and we’re all going to die in a few decades, so just have fun now

That was never a thing, log out of YouTube and touch grass

He lost so many times on Iron Chef that he started Beat Bobby Flay so he could challenge amateurs for a chance to win

It requires an elaborate setup with knockoff capture cards and HDMI splitters with their drm compliance disabled. People who already have this upload Netflix movies etc to wherever you get the rest of your movies

And the swatch beat changed how we tell time

It’s often a commentary on the art industry.

AI art has no commentary, it doesn’t invoke any emotions. It’s just “haha I made a visual pun” or “I have such terminal brain rot I think making 4k remasters of classic paintings improves them”