Halle Berry though… 🤔

The best part was when he sais “it’s berzerkin’ time” and then started zerking it all over the place

• The sports festival: the number one-source of school trauma for introverts. A heinous ritual in which those with no athletic ability are shunned, and even their right to exist is stripped away. Not only during school hours, but afterward too, they are forced to perform slave labor, creating banners and practicing cheers!

• A wise man once said, any anime where they jump in the OP is a god-tier anime.

I wish I were a bird

That’s it Kuzuma!!! EXPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSION

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The smartest thing he has ever said and he doesn’t even realize it

I’m a sovereign citizen of the galaxy and I’m not subject to the laws or authority of the universe. “Physics”, as you sheep call it, is an unlawful system set up by a fake Milky Way government to assign us all corporate crab shell identities and remove our right to travel freely in the Z-plane

I mean, duh, I’m not creepy lizardman or a crabperson. Climate refugees are people.

They won’t care, they won’t even know about it because Fox News will scream that a trans person looked at a toilet last night in Ohio and now 4d8+6 children have been molested.

I apologized profusely and made sure they got extra treats today

A boss accepting a time off request without vague threats about firing you, or at least complaining about how they’ll need to find someone else to cover? Yeah, I call bullshit

You know what? Fuck it, let him use it. Then we can all laugh when it quite literally blows up in his face.

I sit down to dinner and my salad emails me: “We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty”

I appreciate the point you are making, but I strongly disagree with it. Kanehito has been very clear, Demons may have free will and feel emotions, but so too does a leopard in the jungle. You might be able to tame them, you might even be able to coexist with them for a time, but don’t think for even a moment that either wouldn’t immediately eat your face if given the opportunity.