Hey I thought I told you…

Use the acronym: BOSS

It took me 10 minutes on Google Translate, but I eventually figured out that this is funny. 👍

Wait, you mean all those video games I played in the 80s and 90s were accurate?

We were promised jetpacks.

WHERE’S MY JETPACK?

THERE IS, AS YET, INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR A MEANINGFUL ANSWER.

Thank you for transcribing the lyrics, because I couldn’t understand them in the first 30 seconds and I wasn’t willing to continue listening after that.

The message is good, the instrumentalists are proficient, but the vocals are painful. It was less “Rage Against The Machine” and more “Tantrum Against The Melody”.

I (squanch/marklar/aladeen) this meme format. 👍

I miss the “bone apple tea” subreddit. That and “boot too big” were constant sources of slightly stronger nostril exhalations.

Gluids.

Alchemenders.

Epoxy warlocksy.

Come on, “Pumpkin Spice” was right there.

Maximum Derek.

Escargot Robbie

Bwaahahhahahaaahahhaa!

Don’t give Tesla any ideas.

Dicks out for Harambe

Tits out for Koko?

That’s not 100% accurate. Some of them aren’t rich, several of them aren’t old, and a few of them aren’t white.

One step at a time

First thing I thought of, as well. That scene gave me nightmares as a child.

I’ve never heard that joke before, but that’s brilliant.

I’m in my mid 30s, and I’ve been saying it ever since I learned it from an animated series based on the movie Jumanji.

A corolla isn’t as prestigious as an Audi, it doesn’t have as many features for the price as a Kia would have, it isn’t as fast as a BMW or as luxurious as a Mercedes.

After 10-15 years all those other cars will be off the road, most likely due to needing repairs that cost more than the vehicle is worth. The corolla will still be as boring and plain and dependable as it was when it rolled out of the factory.

I loudly bemoaned Toyota’s glacial development of BEV products, but I presume that they ultimately made the right call to release a good vehicle late to market rather than rush to market with a vehicle that would tarnish their reputation for reliability.

I’m happy to wait for a Toyota EV that costs more and has lower "performance " figures than a Korean or American equivalent.