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Me in Halo 3

why is there a salami in his gameboy

I’m still confused as to how the original guy came to the conclusion of 9. Like, what was he seeing incorrectly?

Would be pretty funny if they don’t donate and he starts backing green policies out of spite.

Great url by the way. Website.com/website?website=website couldn’t have named the parameters better

There’s an episode of this show where the frog principal says the word “cashews” with a unique intonation multiple times, and it plays in my head every time I hear someone say the word cashews.

It’s my understanding that “cheese food” is a technical term similar to “cheese product” but is actually worse than “cheese product”.

Wait, it’s a column called Bartleby about working more than you want to?

OTOH, pre -ground coffee oxidizes(?) Much faster than whole bean due to massively increased surface area. So it will get less bitter over time in part because there will end up being less caffeine. I guess if your grinder is sufficiently cheap it’s kind of a damned if you do/damned if you don’t type of situation.

Splatoon, is that you?

One of us. One of us.

That’s fair enough, but idk if anyone’s purchased an nft with anything but crypto.

* fake money

It does say non-ethical instead of unethical, whatever that means.

Also doesn’t clarify what part of the situationship is un/non-ethical, so maybe it’s just about undisclosed political campaign contributions or smth

Some Scandinavian journalists did the same thing last year at the time of the scandal as well.

Fair enough.

I mean, do we know how they were cooking them? Maybe the natives told them to eat them raw as a prank.

Also, they were presumably unsalted?! I may rather die too

Peer pressure from the Bionicles meetup

About 3 months ago I suddenly developed an indefatigable craving for olives. Since then I’ve eaten about a small jar a week. IDK if I’m pregnant (seems unlikely) or if olives are just a normal part of adulthood, similar to how everyone in college eats a lot of toast on occasion.