Wdym?

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cancelling a gym membership

It’s so absurd how cancelling a gym membership has becoming a universal trope for a binding contract.

I’m going through this now and I want to burger the entire gym

First off, no that’s just his handle it’s not literally a dog playing Tetris.

Damn clickbait

Yeah, and the thing is it’s not just a good book in that it’s good literature, it’s actually fun to read and not particularly hard

Like, I tried reading House of Leaves, one of the internet classics that people seem to say is pulpy and entrtaining , and I’m sorry but that shit is almost impossible to get through. I will give it another shot

or

Are absolute classics

Did not expect the book to be this funny and interesting to read. People always make it out to be, I dunno, some morose tale about forbidden love with a whale or some shit. I’m just here for funny talking drunk sailors and it absolutely delivers so far

I’m going to be honest, I did not expect Moby Dick to be a page turner

He’s so cool

Because it tastes good.

Edit: I don’t get the big deal with chick fil a but popeyes fried chicken has been pretty crispy every time I’v e been, and fried goodness is always going to ingratiate itself with your taste buds.

Just you, your bike, the beautiful country, and the most dangerous fauna on earth.

Sorry, I live in a tiny island where the most hostile animal outside of man is a fire ant. Australia seems nice, just wildly unpredictable.

I genuinely hate the term bullying, and countless people including mental health professionals have said this about my experiences with others and a lot of these instances had to do primarily with harassment based on my identity or race

I can’t quite put into words why I hate being labelled a victim of bullying but I’m sure others can relate.

But, like, the bar owners are literally spilling vomit on the hardwood floors before open, but they keep coming

God it really is a clown show when you put it like that lmao

The braintrust at reddit has done its utmost to kill itself what with five billion UI iterations but they’re somehow still alive. It’s truly remarkable

My first reaction was, is this guy literally trying to walk through the very aptly named death valley?

Haven’t had an income for 16 months and it’s wrecking my shit, my mental health is in a perpetual state of decline

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