Darth Pub

Probably not helpful but my dad kept umbrellas, walking sticks and swords (not sharp) in the same cylindrical stand. This only covers the non-edgy aspect though.

Real Genius needs to be mentioned in his top credits next to the Doors and Top Gun. RIP

Private bootlickers

Awesome!

If it’s on par with Dead Alive, I’m gonna love this movie

Anything that doesn’t spew hate is on the chopping block. PBS? Really? Sesame Street!?! Mr. Rodger’s neighborhood!?! Reading Rainbow!?! These are the threats to this weak, thin skinned regime?

A Working Man has Jason Statham. Is it original if he’s just the same character in every movie?

Newsradio was great for 3 seasons. 4th was ok then Phil Hartman was killed and that sealed it.

IPA fans are nearly on the same level as vegans

Any scene that shows 2 characters talking in a car. Unless the car is on a flatbed, it always looks awful.

They shop at REI and drive Subarus

Ketchup! I haven’t put ketchup on a burger for a while and it’s a life decision I’ll never go back on

Scrubs