would love to flap your wings

i would not pull out of that pussy

the stress is dripping out of my weewee!

i want to slide my front tail under your tail

there’s no time to take them off!

yeah hard to imagine that, my gf finds me less attractive than a bag of potatoes. she’s nice to me, but she does not look at me, and pigs fly more often than she touches me.

set up your printer

can i suck on your toes while i watch?

in the shower

I would be done in seconds!