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Cake day: March 24th, 2022

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  • Folks, I’ve uncovered the human mind…What a big, beautiful mind, it’s all computer, everything we’ve ever known, was there, I was in a debate with the human mind, we had a great talk, I make the best deals, everyone knows, I told the human mind it couldn’t make fries like me, I make the best fries, so golden and crispy, everybody loves them, and the human mind stared back at me, I heard a loud sound, like a wom-wooom, and then clink-clank and whooosh! and that’s when it happened, folks, this is all true, I was astrally projected into a debate with Allah, I knew it was gonna be hard, but I’m the master of the deal, I asked Allah, hey, can you make fries? and you know what he said? that without the potatoes he created there wouldn’t be fries, can you believe that guy? America can build anything it wants, folks, we have the best banana builders, build, build, build, the best potato builders, America is special, like me, and the human mind debated me, me, can you believe it? We have the best debates, nobody can debate like me, nobody, I’m the biggest debater the world has ever seen, not even the human mind can stand up to me, I made a deal it couldn’t refuse, I told it, you admit that Autopen was lying about Sleepy Joe’s signatures, that it’s the biggest scandal in maybe the last 100yrs, bigger than Watergate, bigger than Clinton schmoozing in the Oval Office, but not bigger than me, I’m the biggest, or we unplug from the collective consciousness, what will the human mind do without America? and we won, we always win, folks.