We’re Fifty Shades of F U C K E D.

Oh my God… he has a type…

Elon probably thinks he’s light yagami.

That and a good portion of them are unrepentant diddlers.

“Why is it that everytime I tell grok to stop being woke, it turns into Hitler?”

-Elon after chewing Grok’s wiring after a 6-day Ketamine bender.

Cubans? Mercs?

Everyone knows that they were there to help Angola from invasion from South Africa in full uniform, not as paid thugs!

But no one bats an eye when actual mercenaries from Britain and South Africa run around sowing shit, shooting civvies, political assassinations and other horrible crimes.

Aaaaaaaaaaaand just like that I lost my appetite for dinner.

I THEORETICALLY could since I’ve been out of the Army for 5 years now and the VA doesn’t drug test and there is a rumor that VA will allow medicinal ONLY in legal states… Puerto Rico being one of them.

I say that I would because 1. Lonely 2. Need a “Tripping buddy” to watch for me since it’ll be my first time and I do not know how I’ll react to weed.

Now that is nightmare fuel…

Yeah…

A certain equestrian enjoyer.

He stirring the pot jist for shits and giggles.

Dare I mention… HIM?

You all know who I mean.

You have my attention. 🐈‍⬛️

Bong rip.

I wish I could but no bong nor anyone to do it with…

That’s… quite an odd thing to say about the investigation on who was the most vile PDF file in human history.

Literally had to look up owl fly to see the adult form because I’ve never seen one.

Especially now with the whole Epstein List kerfuffle.

Why do I get the feeling that they’re loyalty testing in these departments and sacking those who fail?

A distinct possibility…

Why rely on the Dems to do anything?

They’re too busy trying to kneecap Mamdani.