Maybe he only got to second base.

Definitely deserves more than the current score of 0!

Touch it with a key or something conductive to avoid getting zapped yourself.

That is a horribly lax attitude to attempted extortion.

Yeah I’m fairly sure parking like this would earn you tickets where I live…

I wasn’t expecting that…

It does not confirm what Grusch says is true.

But it justifies itself by relying on the credibility of Grusch.

Confirmation of truth will come when this legislation becomes law. (Then again, I am a layman, foreigner to the US and I’ve only skimmed the PDF so don’t rely on my quote!)