I should’ve said Ninteen Eighty-Four.

I’m sorry but did they lift that directly from 1984?

Garret Garrison is making deliveries.

Kill it before it reproduces!

I understand the meaning of slaps and it’s been about 20 years since I was in Montreal, but if anything slaps its poutine.

I say attempt a friction weld.

Would that make a mustache a gable?

That was an awkward 4mins.

What you really want is a poly grain scoop with a long handle. Guess you’re going to have to add to that shovel quiver.

Paul Mooney would like a word.

Well do share

A high pitched whistle slowly fading off?

Also you would be making love in water versus merely close to it. Coffee compared to either would be unsatisfactory. At best coffee that is like “ mak’n love ina canoe” is still “fukin near water”.

I would say he is more a Mysterio than a Lex Luther.

There should be a bot that searches out MarjorieTG posts and auto-comments ”What a fucking idiot.”

I think Elon actually believes he is Arnold Schwarzenegger rushing to save Mars… maybe that’s Joe Rogan. Probably both.

Nasty!

Lancel is so hot right now.

I know but it was a good joke.

After one look at his hand you can clearly tell this is AI generated.