I was not expecting to learn I live little less than 2 hours away from the backrooms.

Oh you’re trying to be an asshole, I see

I love spicy food

Same lol I was like interesting choice to put fish roe on nachos

Well I also hate Bleu cheese, so I guess that makes sense.

I’ll never understand scotch drinkers, “oh here’s a real good one, it tastes like road tar and dirty socks.”

The shadows make your tits look like a painting